Alec Greven is a New York Times bestselling child self-help author. Alec Greven's first book, How to Talk to Girls, started as an elementary school project and ended up on the New York Times' best sellers list. He wrote the book after observing boys in the playground and their mistakes when talking to girls.
If you fall in love with a girl and she ditches you just have to get over it and try to move
on
Tip #2 Crushes
Crushes are kinda like a good thing and a bad thing. They kinda go up and down like
the stock market. The main thing is you have to control your hyperness. Cut down on
your sugar if you have to because unless a girl is hyper and that is pretty rare, you won’t get a good start.
Tip #3 There’s a Girl for Every Boy
Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil and all they do is pretty much worry about
how they look and they don’t care about anything else. Regular girls don’t care about
how they look. They care about other things, but they’re still pretty. So that’s why the
best choice is a regular girl.
Tip #4 How to Get a Girls’ Attention
When you want to get a girl’s attention you don’t want to be flopping your arms like a
crazy mad man. You kinda wanna stick out a little, but don’t stick out too much. If you
are talkative, don’t go for a shy girl. You wanna go usually for a regular girl because
what could happen is you could just keep saying words, and the girl could say, “This
boy’s really weird”
Tip # 5 What to say to girls
The first word you want to say in a conversation is, “Hi.” If she says hi back, then you
are off to a good start. If she doesn’t say hi back, then you are kinda in trouble, so you
wanna say, “What did you do over the summer. Did you see an episode of
_______(blank)?”
The rule with gifts is, really don’t give her gifts unless it’s a like special occasion, like a
school dance or something. If you went into elementary school, and you’re like, “Here I
got these for you,” it’s too suspicious. They’re gonna be like, “That boy likes it. You like
her”…and then the girl will ditch you.
If you keep going on that, you’ll have success, and you’ll have her till Middle School and
quite possibly High School, and that’s when you’ll start taking to dates and everything
and you can maybe even get married.
The most important tip in the whole book is “Life is Hard, move on, because it doesn’t
just apply to girls. It applies to the whole world, because if your brother steals your toys -
life is hard, move on. You can even steal them back.”
funnily funny post. . :)
ReplyDeleteCute!!! I may have to purchase this book.
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